Ye scalawags best be reading this

It's here! It's finally here! My favorite day of the year -- International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Indulge your barbaric side and let loose with those favorite pirate phrases you love but hesitate to use on a daily basis. Amaze your friends and coworkers by throwing out "arrs" and "avasts!" like it's your job.

I was foolish and wore my pirate shirt yesterday, but fear not -- Chip is wearing swashbuckling boots with his suit and Buddy is sporting an eye patch. To make up for my lack of pirate apparel, I shall hop around on one foot and pretend I have a peg leg. You can call me Peggy the Prego Pirate.

Now, ARRRen't you glad you know this?